The Antoninos

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You seem to have left when the party was starting… let me provide you with a brief and truthful recollection of events:

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- The jazz band went wild just after 5 minutes
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- A couple of girls started dancing on the table at 00h34
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- The people at the bar began offering free rounds at 01h12
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- A piece of lingerie was spotted flying over the dance floor at 02h01
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- The neighbours called the police for the first time at 03h14
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- They eventually joined the dancing circle at 04h29
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- Free snacks and refreshments were served at 05h03
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- A refreshment's battle began at 05h04
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- Miss wet-refreshment T-shirt was elected at 05h49 (way to go Czech Republic!)
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- The after-hours DJ arrived, was carried on shoulders and kissed by Miss wet-refreshment T-shirt at 06h40
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- Complimentary bus for the EI departed at 07h31

Anyone for coffee? :)